Here’s some random thoughts from an erstwhile writer:
Considering writing a book about the 10 best reasons why god exists. Watched the movie “Bruce Almighty”; Morgan Freeman was terrific as God
Decided to do a biography about God instead. Turns out that God already has his own autobiography (the Bible)
Note to self: God didn’t actually pick up a pen and write the Bible himself, although he supposedly wrote the Ten Commandments in stone with his finger (nice trick; no wonder they considered him to be God)
Apparently, God “inspired” the writers of the Bible and they wrote down the words. Could it be that the Bible writers were some scribes sitting in a cave out in the middle of the desert? Note to self: Who would believe some old desert rat when he said God talked to him?
Getting goose bumps – maybe this all actually happened in Qumran! Note from my trip to Israel: Trying to retrace the steps of Jesus. Went to Qumran. I didn’t see any Christians along the way, or even Jews for that matter, but I did see a lot of Muslims though. Very odd.
Doing research (ugh). Don’t quite know which Bible I’m suppose to use; there’s so many to choose from. Apparently the Jews are the Chosen People because God only appeared to them; he sends his messengers to talk to the others (Muslims, Mormons et al)
God’s personality profile: all-loving/angry/jealous/everyone fears him. Do follow-up: investigate if he is bipolar
What! No one can tell me who actually wrote most of the Bible. Desperately need a reliable source – got to talk to God
Can’t find anyone who has talked to God in the last 2,000 years. Why can’t God just tweet us?Heard that you can follow God on twitter (yeah, right). Hopefully, God is listening and reads all emails and tweets; that’s what Jim Carrey did
Getting depressed. Why can’t God just slip a memo into my in-basket at work; my other boss does. I’d send God an email but it would probably get caught in his spam filter. Could God have written a sequel? Nope; maybe he couldn’t get a publisher. As far as I can tell, he doesn’t do autographs either
Very depressed now; got writer’s block
Might just sit here and wait for judgment