The Pope Must Be Crazy
Spread the news, the Pope has just saved us all! They say that all good things come in threes so perhaps this might be the explanation for the Third Secret of Fatima. This is pretty wonderful news and yet at the same time strange – very strange.
First the Vatican goes on television to proclaim that extraterrestrials are real. How would they know unless they’ve met some already? Then, they openly declare that “Christians will eventually need to reevaluate their faith and come to a new understanding of the Bible.” Of course, I’ve been saying that all along (see my previous posts), but for the Vatican to say that publicly. WOW! To top it all off, the Pope has declared that God has already saved everyone, and not just the Catholics. Everyone, even the atheists!
Not to digress, but how can the Vatican spend a billion or so on their latest new toy (a telescope dubbed Lucifer), instead of using that money to help the homeless people of the world? What’s the telescope for anyway? Who or what are they expecting to see in the heavens that’s worth a billion dollars to catch a glimpse of? Could they be anticipating the Second Coming (of Lucifer, that is)?
Maybe, the explanation for all of this strangeness is that the Vatican is going Hollywood. If so, perhaps they’ll do a sequel of “The Gods Must Be Crazy.” They certainly have the money (trillions of dollars in the church coffers) to produce any movie they want, or to eradicate world-wide starvation for that matter. So what if it sounds like the Pope is off his rocker. Like they say in Hollywood, there’s no such thing as bad press.